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A Flawless Goddess...

When asked if she considers herself attractive, Megan Fox replied:
"Well, I'm clearly not ugly."
 
Funnily enough, she's right. By no stretch of the imagination is Megan ugly. But it would be a gross overstatement to claim that she is "beautiful" (which she does claim). Without the million-dollar CGI she had in the Transformers films, the countless coats of thick make-up that fill every crevice of her face, the unknown number of cosmetic surgeries she's undergone, the expensive clothes and the professional stylists, Megan Fox is actually just a plain girl.
 
Megan, get over yourself and learn to act! When you're too old and haggard for the make-up and CGI to conceal your many flaws, you'll need some kind of skill to fall back on. Take the advice, honey.

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POINTS OF INTEREST: Guys might be grossed out by her acne scars (hidden poorly beneath countless coats of make-up), her thumbs that look like gnarly toes, and her gross oily hair. Girls might be pleased to note that she looks like a pig when she eats, she has frizzy hair, and her deep sexy tan is actually fake. Everybody's happy!

"I'm clearly not ugly."